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SOUTH PARK 912
http://south-park.cz/

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I'm going to South Park
I want to have a little fun.

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You know your own TV.
Don't know modest people.

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I'm going to South Park
I leave my worries behind.

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Parking is always possible.
Cheers to everyone.

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I'm going to South Park
I'll go there a bit.

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He's going to South Park with me
for a good friend.

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- Dude, I got Jake Plummer.
- I have stupid AJ Feeley again.

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- Why didn't you buy the cards, Stan?
- I can't spend, I'm riding my bike.

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Ha, �et�it money!

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What shall we do now? It's Saturday
and we have to enjoy it as much as possible.

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I'm going to Funplex
shoot with a laser.

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I don't want to spend.
Go do something that's free.

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Don't know the first law of physics?
Each joke costs at least 8 dollars.

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- Fun ain't free.
- I can't spend.

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- Come on, we're going
shoot with a laser.  - Have fun.

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Hi, he doesn't want to try the test
personalities? It's fun and free.

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- Please?
- We take a free personality test.

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And what should I do?

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Have you heard of Scientology?
It is based on the book Dianetics.

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Among the Scientologists there are personalities
like Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

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Come in and let's start the test.

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We find an empty room,
a lot of people are taking tests today.

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- Hi, Brian.
- Hi, Kelly. how is it going

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- Great, this is Stan.
- Hello, how are you?

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- Good.   - Brian is done with you
test and get to know Scientologists.

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It will be fun.

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Is this heaven?
Because my family is Catholic.

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That's okay, Scientology is cool
psychology is not a religion.

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That's why it's written there
Church of Scientology?

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How are the Mustangs playing, 6-2?

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- 7:2.  - Great!
Come on in, it's going to be fun.

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"PROGRESS TEST"

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I'll ask you another question
and answer them as truthfully as possible.

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For the first time. Did you ever say something
What did you regret later?

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Sure.

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You'd rather give orders
Didn't I get them?

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Yeah.

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Have you ever whistled just for fun?

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And lastly, it will come to you sometime
Life unclear and confusing?

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Yes.

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That's all, Stan.
End of personality test.

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How did I do?

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I don't like it
but you are pretty confused child.

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I am sure you are completely
unhappy and depressed.

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Fact? I didn't know that!

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You are undoubtedly great
candidate for Scientology.

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- That might cheer you up.
- What should I do?

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It's simple�.
I only need $240.

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Stanley, you haven't eaten anything at all.
what's wrong with you

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- I'm totally depressed�.
- Why?

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- I don't know.
- How long have you been doing this?

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I'm not sure
but i need 240 dollars.

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240 dollars�? Did you break something?

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- I found a program that has
it should pour.  - The answer is no.

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But I am unlucky and they should help me.

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- I didn't know you were unhappy.
- Neither do I.

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Does he have any idea about money?
Money doesn't grow on trees.

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Do you care that I'm depressed?

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What if I take my life
or will I start singing like my grandfather?

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When do you think I'm so bad?
Life, so take your disputes to the wheel.

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- But it's my money.
- We all decide what to buy.

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He wants a new bike
or does he want to get rid of depression?

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- Michelle, Stan wants to do auditing.
- That's good, he'll be happy.

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- I hope so.
- It's the beginning of your new life.

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Great, so it's $240?

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Perfect, I'll go for it.
Come here and I will dedicate it to you.

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Scientology was founded by a prominent
a man named L. Ron Hubbard.

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Mr. Hubbard to find ``e negative''
emotions cause so-called thetani.

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Fact?

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Yes, and because he was such a genius,
he found a way to get rid of the thetan.

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This is an e-meter,
the main tool of Scientology.

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He grabs these handles and eats
I will talk to you about your life.

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I'll take the money from there
and kill your thetan.

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- �rove� thetan.
- Go to the auditing room.

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These people audit with e-meter,
to get rid of negative emotions.

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relax stan
and grasp the handles of the e-meter.

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Does this cheer me up?

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Take a deep breath and eat
basic data about your thetan.

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This is special.

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- What?
- Something broke.

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- Brian, do you have a moment?
- Yeah. Hi Greg!

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- It will happen.
- Will he look at his �rove� thetan?

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Let's try another e-meter, this is it
apparently broken. Sorry, Greg.

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We will evaluate your personality and when
if needed, we can help for a small fee.

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That means reasonable, yes.

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- Mike, I need to talk to you.
- Excuse me, I'll be right back.

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- Are you okay? He sweats.
- Look at this.

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- What is it?
- Results of the boy in room D.

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That can't be right.

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We tried it forty times
on four different e-meters.

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Send it to headquarters in LA.
Our president must see that. Brown!

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"CENTRAL OF SCIENTOLOGY"

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The boy is
from a mountain town in Colorado.

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How should it be at first
such a �rove� thetan?

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His OT is 9! Mine is only 7
and I'm a member for life!

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I have waited 42 years for this day.

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- Sir?
- Don't understand what that means?

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In the history of the church
had only one man OT 9.

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L. Ron Hubbard said,
 �he �il missed� �lives.

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So when he died, his
the thetan should reappear.

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Then he returned.

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Stanley, don't go back, get the dog out.

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- I took him out yesterday.
- Instant, Stan!

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Stupid trash!

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Here it is!

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- Thanks for coming back!
- He is beautiful!

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- Stan, what the hell did you do?
- I don't know.

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Hello, young lady.
I am the editor of Scientology.

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It is an honor to meet you.

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- What the hell is this about?
- We have been looking for your son for a long time.

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He is a reincarnation
his most famous poem on the church.

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- What?  - All Scientologists
rejoices at his return.

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We don't want our son to join them.

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We won't let him
he added to them, but to guide us.

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Oh my god, it's John Travolta!

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Is L. Ron Hubbard here? My God!

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John Travolta and Tom Cruise are
by the great Scientologists. Do you know me?

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Boy, I know she doesn't remember
but your name was L. Ron Hubbard.

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You revealed the secret
which started the Church of Scientology.

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Stan, it's late, I'll be back.
Mom and dad will spend it.

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- My God.
- L. Ron?

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It's you!
This is the greatest day of my life.

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- I have to go back.
- It's me, Tom Cruise!

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- I know who you are.
- Didn't I have a good time?

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Did you not like my acting?
Which movie did you like the most?

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Well, you're not as good as
Leonardo DiCaprio, but it works.

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- What?  - You're not Gene Hackman
or the one who played Napoleon Dynamite.

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I'm nothing
I am disappointed in everything!

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- He didn't mean it that way!
- Go away!

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- This is my room!
- Come on, I'll tell you!

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Dad, Tom Cruise
he doesn't want to leave the chamber!

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- What?  - Tom Cruise locked up
in the closet and doesn't want to leave.

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Mr. Cruise, come out of the chamber.

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- No!
- Come on, it's childish.

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- I will never come out!
- What did he say to him?

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- �e Napoleon Dynamite is
better actor, isn't he.  - Oh yeah.

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Mr. Cruise, you don't
stay there. You have to go out.

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- What's going on?
- Tom Cruise doesn't want to leave the chamber.

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- What?
- Let me be!

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That's not possible because you won't come out!

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It's four o'clock now
and Tom Cruise hasn't come out of the chamber yet.

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Hundreds of wild people came in hope,
That celebrity finally gives up.

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Tom Cruise, this is the police.
Please leave the chamber.

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Everyone wants you to go out.

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No one will be upset
and everything will be fine, so get out.

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We're still not sure why he's in the closet,
but I have the famous singer R. Kelly.

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I just stood here
and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet.

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I ask myself
because he can't get out of there.

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no one answers
and so I'll pull out the banger!

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Say, why is it in the tank
Come on, or I'll cut someone off!

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Please understand that we want
the best for your son.

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We have to talk about Hubbard's reincarnation
take care of He had many enemies.

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He was not L. Ron Hubbard
science fiction writer?

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Yes, but he was so
who knew the secret truth about life.

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This is too much.

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We want to show Stan
the secret of life in our church.

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Song of the wall
scientology notes.

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Please, your son
deserves to be enlightened.

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Stan wants to hear big
scientology notes?

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- Sure.
- So tell him.

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Excuse us?
This is highly confidential information.

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Heck!

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Usually it must be several years
I am here to hear a secret note.

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Are you ready to hear the truth?

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- I guess so.  - There is a reason
why do people feel "sufferable".

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Alien cause.
It all started 75 million years ago.

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At that time there was a galactic� 
a federation ruled by the evil leader Xenu.

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Xenu thought he was
its galaxy populous,

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and so he gathered all his might
aliens and had them frozen.

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"IN THIS SCIENTOLOGY� REALLY IN���"

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They loaded the frozen bodies
on keys similar to DC-8.

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The children took the ice cream
bodies on our planet, Earth,

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and threw them into the Hawaiian volcanoes.

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There were no more aliens
frozen, they were dead.

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But their souls lived on
and took off to the sky.

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But evil Xenu was prepared for it.

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Xenu didn't want the souls to return,
and so he made two Ghostbusters.

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The souls were moved to
equipped for an ideological knee-jerk reaction.

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Here souls had to follow the material,
because of which they loved a false reality.

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Then Xena released the soul that was
confused, they began to roam the earth.

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In the light of humanity, the soul ends
they found bodies they could grab.

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They attached themselves to all mankind,

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It causes me to touch
fear, confusion and our problems.

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L. Ron Hubbard told me
this ineffable truth.

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Now we're going to let you
started where he left off.

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But I don't know anything about it.

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Not even L. Ron knew that.
He closed his eyes and wrote whatever came to his mind.

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- It will do too. Let it flow.
- I'll try.

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I would like to write in the room
but Tom Cruise doesn't want out of the chamber.

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I know We sent there
to the aid of Nicole Kidman.

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Tom? It's me, Nicole.

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- Hi, Nicole.
- Don't you think it's going to happen?

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You should get out of that chamber now.

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- I'm not in the closet.
- But you are. He has to stop and get out.

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I won't think of you differently
and neither does Katie. He can go out now.

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- But I'm not here.
- But you are.

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- I'm not in the closet.
- So how do I talk to you?

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He can't just hide outside
because you didn't like Hubbard.

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Come on out, it won't fool anyone.

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But I'm not here.

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Yeah!

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- Oh, Stan, I'm going to the movies.
- No, I have a new secret note.

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Stan, I'm worried about your sect.

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Scientology is not a sect.
It is based on facts.

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L. Ron Hubbard wrote science fiction.

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He went on a yacht with the little boys
and they arrested him several times.

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These are the stories of people
who does not know the secret truth.

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- What truth?  - I can't do that,
must pay for years of auditing.

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I used to be depressed
and now I found the meaning.

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I didn't know you were depressed.

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Neither do I. But when you don't intend to
accept, so I can no longer be of help.

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Stan, I want you to know
I still don't see much of Kyle.

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Tom, this is John Travolta.

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- Hi, John.
- I have to get out, my God.

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- L. Ron thinks I'm a bad actor.
- You may have misunderstood him.

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When he doesn't want to go out
so at least let me in.

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- Good, but a few days.
- ��d� livery.

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- It's comfortable here.
- Yeah, see?

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I feel safe, God.

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Hal�? Hey, get out!

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Tom, according to you it is
John Travolta also cameo.

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R. Kelly is back with the details.

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I just stood here
and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet.

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Then came John Travolta
and he is also in the closet.

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Please climb out of the chamber!

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I need to calm down
and so I'll pull out the banger!

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Yes, it's here again!

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If they don't come out of that chamber,
I'm gonna fuck this bitch!

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Yes, it's great, Stan.

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I wish we weren't supposed to fly in the DC-8,
because it reminds of Xenu's keys.

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Yes, it's crazy!

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And Xena recently ran away
from the galactic bass.

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- Well yes!  - And the best,
Scientologists don't have to pay us anymore.

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- What?  - To be a church,
I do not collect money for help.

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Aren't you crazy?
And how do we make money from people?

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It's not about the money
but about the message, right?

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Come on, don't you?
this bullshit, isn't it?

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Stupid! Alien souls?
E-meters and thetans?

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I thought you were so much
smart and understand what it's all about.

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- But you... - What's better,
don't let people see in a crazy run?

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Make them pay for it, fool!

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So why do you need me
to write something like that.

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Because when people think,
that you are the reincarnation of Hubbard

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buy your writings and company
We will make $3 million!

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- Three million?
- That's how scams work.

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But this is a global fraud
dimension. Do you understand me?

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- Yeah, I understand.
- Go ahead, your people are waiting.

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South Park News.

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Tom Cruise and John Travolta
after not leaving the chamber.

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The police made a decision
try a new method.

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They sent me to come here
and pulled you out of the chamber.

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This is laziness
why don't you just get out?

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We won't get out of here
so it should go.

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- But everyone wants you out.
- It doesn't matter, we're staying here.

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I'm starting to get angry
so I'll take out the banger!

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Open, then into the body.

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One, I'm going to spank you both.
Two, I'm going to kill some pig. You...

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I'm in a coma right now.
I'm in a coma now too.

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Dear Scientologists,
the teacher completed a new note...

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and read the pass, isn't it
will be available for a small fee.

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Here you have reincarnation
L. Ron Hubbard!

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Thanks. I wrote �e alien� 
many are from the Nubanon galaxy.

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- Nubanon.
- What...

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- I can't do it.
- What?

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Folks, we're all looking for answers.

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I want to know everyone
who we are and where we came from.

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But sometimes I want answers
so much so that we know what it is.

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What?

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I am not the reincarnation of Hubbard
and scientology is one big fraud.

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- I blame you for this!
- What?

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He thinks that he can say that he knows
Atheism is a fake? I salute you!

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- That's what you told me!
- And now it's all about me? I salute you!

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He can't make a living out of Scientology
kidding! I'll cover your ass and balls!

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As he affords� 
laugh at our faith?!

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Tomorrow we will hear from our ancestors!

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We have incredible news! Tom Cruise,
John Travolta and R. Kelly left the chamber!

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So you're not a scientist! You did it
I'm calling, I'm calling you too!

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- Okay, then cheer me up!
- I welcome you to England!

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- You're full of shit!
- So go ahead!

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- Let's do it!
- Go for it!

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I'm not afraid of you! �hello me�!

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Translation: MND
Timeline: Pix

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